Last Burn in Hell: Director’s Cut

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by John Edward Lawson

    Kenrick Brimley, the state prison’s official gigolo, hangs over a lava pit on trial for his life in a strange land. He will reveal the course of his life one misguided step at a time for his captors. From his romance with serial arsonist Leena Manasseh to his lurid angst-affair with a lesbian music diva, from his ascendance as unlikely pop icon to otherworldly encounters, the one constant truth is that he’s got no clue what he’s doing.

    As unrelenting as it is original, Last Burn in Hell is John Edward Lawson at his most scorching intensity, serving up sexy satire and postmodern pulp with his trademark day-glow prose.

    The Director’s Cut includes: deleted scenes, alternate ending, remastering for more enjoyable viewing, and more!

    What They’re Saying About Last Burn in Hell

    Last Burn in Hell is an exceptional creature as far as books go…Lawson is an exception to the business of comparison in that his voice is a worthwhile addition to the chorus of authors following the trend most prominently presented in Palahniuk’s body of work. An earnest, but wry honesty in writing, exploring the paradoxes of our contemporary American society.”
    —Scott Lefebvre for Icons of Fear

    “John Edward Lawson is very much a man of ideas (one need only read his poetry to understand that), and Last Burn in Hell: Director’s Cut shows that not only is he constantly coming up with new ones, but he is also unlikely to run out of them anytime soon…it would very likely appeal to fans of The World According to Garp, and it deserves that large and diverse audience.”
    Craig’s Book Club

    “This Last Burn in Hell burns with the humor and intensity of hell. From hereon forth, I will not be able to bring up Vonnegut without speaking of Lawson. John Edward Lawson could contest the throne that Chuck Palahniuk sits upon with the masses of college students looking for something different, a voice of the counter-culture.”
    Skullring.org

    “Without a doubt, John Edward Lawson is what Friedrich Nietzsche would have called an “Ubermensch” (“overman,” or “superman”) of the written word. Last Burn in Hell is a nonstop romp in a bizarre world of a man who has one of the best, and at the same time, worst jobs possible. His landscape is fresh, his strokes are perfect, and the final product is a wonderfully mastered piece of bizarro fiction that will leave you enthralled.”
    Midwest Book Review

    “In Last Burn in Hell, John Edward Lawson takes us on an insane trip where predicting what happens next is virtually impossible. This book draws the reader in right from the beginning and continues to be laugh-out-loud funny and nightmarishly scary to the very end… It ranks right up there with other bizarro cult classics like Satan Burger.”
    The Swallow’s Tail

    “A nice literary feat, disturbing, amusing and always entertaining. I have read a lot of Lawson’s short fiction before, and hope his full-length novel is the first of many. I already miss Kenrick and the bizarre crowd he runs with, as well as Lawson’s social satire and criticism and his quick wit and clever puns, his erotic descriptions and his hip hop lunacy. A wonderful first novel. Let’s hope the rest of the series is as well done and takes us more into Kenrick’s bizarre world, and gives us more of Lawson’s hilarious, deadly accurate social and cultural commentary.”
    Verbicide

    “A hip picaresque novel of the kind recommended by William Burroughs.”
    —Steve Beard, author of Digital Leatherette

    “A crazy, fun romp through prison sex psychosis!”
    —Michael A. Arnzen, author of Play Dead

    A message from the author

    Last Burn in Hell can be read free of charge by when you Join Amazon Kindle Unlimited 30-Day Free Trial. Don’t worry, I still get paid by Amazon! It’s important to me that you save your money to spend on the other RDSP authors and artists. If you really want to pay me back just leave a review on Amazon…it doesn’t have to be long, or even positive, just keep it real and have fun. Peace!