2006 Borders Express, Whitemarsh Mall, Baltimore, MD

Baltimore, MD • October 28th


Our three pronged attack (Matthew Warner, John Edward Lawson & Ronald Damien Malfi) on the mall was quite successful.


We talked to a lot of interesting people and gave away a lot of eyeball gumballs and chewy amputated body parts. As this lady put it, “You never know when you might need a spare.”


Ron actually arm-wrestled someone into buying his book! Lindsey was a great sport and even came back to buy John’s book (he didn’t have to arm-wrestle for it though).


Matt was a hit with all the kids.


Special thanks to Andre at Borders Express who helped us get this gig and asked us back for our next release. We’ll definitely be going back!