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Open to any page in CPR for Dummies and you just may read a line like this:
He’s a priest; of course he hesitated when he realized he was about to hit someone with a crucifix.
OR
I needed to believe someone higher than the government was in charge of things so I went to church.
OR
“We are here to, like, honor your loins and everything,” said Ruth.